I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
rubeus remus potter not albus severus
can you imagine hagrid’s reaction?? he would be so so so happy and honoured, little rubeus would be getting rock cakes all the time. hagrid buys him his first owl to keep with tradition. hagrid tells him stories about all his dangerous animals and rubeus potter loves it. he gets nicknamed ‘ru’
1. not checking to see if there's any toilet paper in the bathroom
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.